Morning Laziness: We will mock now, and we will mock in the future: Mets GM whiffs.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Well, that happened.

I did not think the Wags presser was impressive.

The Newspaper agrees, and does a good tear-down.  (Pro-tip if you have an Apple device using Safari, click the “reader” mode tab on Newspaper Websites.  It makes them far more readable with far less clutter).

Wags has a message for Mets fans.  Feel the inspiration.

Wags says Mickey will be back.  Boo.  And not a Halloween boo.

The French people are using the word “mets” in tweets this morning, which totally gums up my twitter search for Cool Interesting Stories.  And today I have to Actually Work (TM) so this is all you get.