Mets Police Morning Laziness: local Mets blogger infected with The Virus

I feel like I am the GM of the Mets because I still have….

The Virus!  I cannot shake this thing and I am in a spiral down of being worse and worse.  Very Mets like all around.

So with that I can’t bring the usual the vim and vigor this morning.

SLACKISH REACTION: Yesterday was so so stupid as everyone spent the day talking about a TRAID.  We all need to realize that Mets Blog is now in the business of alarmist headlines and to take everything they post with 15 grains of salt.  I personally “considered” going to the hospital the other night.  COULD I be hospitalized?  Who will run the blog if I am?  PANIC CITY!!!   You get it, that but with Cano.

I am wondering if the Mets are just trying to distract us and are using Andy Martino as the messenger.

We had our first Mickey Watch Watch of the off-season.

Is Johan Santana the best Mets pitcher of the 2010s?  Maybe.

Today is Day 14 of Noah Syndergaard not being traded.