SNY Guys, ENOUGH.
Last night while I was surfing my phone I saw that they couldn’t help themselves and had to use Noah Syndergaard in a headline again. In this one, it was a TRAID, and how the Mets should trade Syndergaard for Bogarts. You know, a trade. The kind of stuff bad WFAN callers and the Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report like to do. TRAIDS. I’ll hang up and listen.
This has been insane with 50 rumors a day, all seemingly coming from one particular outlet. Now with no more rumors let’s just throw stuff against the wall.
Here’s my advice to Noah: Ice Ice Baby.
You don’t have to make a public declaration. Just quietly do it.
If someone from SNY asks a question, give them the shortest possible response. If someone from another outlet asks a question, light up the room like you are Mary Tyler Moore.
Ice Ice Baby Thor. Ice Ice Baby.
