Mets Police Morning Laziness: TDK heads to Los Angeles of Anaheim, Piazza said to have wrecked soccer club

SLACKISH REACTION:  This whole thing where I have to Actually Work (TM) all day and can’t blog is killing me.  Fortunately when I have been getting home at night things have been super busy on the news front, such as…

My old friend The Dark Knight is moving to Anaheim of Los Angeles.  I worry that my friend will be tempted by all of LA’s Mexican Food offerings.  More here on that.

Apparently some say  Mike Piazza destroyed a soccer team.  Let’s check in with Mike…

Mike is NOT happy in this picture.

Wags is running his mouth that the Mets are the NL East favorites...hey Wags, you know you need a 1B and an OF right?  This still isn’t that good…

As you look at that not-so-good lineup, ask yourself, wouldn’t 145 games of Daniel Murphy at 1B/3B look pretty good?  Who says no?

Meanwhile, the Mets didn’t send me a Wilson Ramos press release leading to this embarrassing post where I didn’t know who Ramos was, and then I had to write my own press release!

Oh and a reminder that Matt Harvey is going to make $11 million next year, but SNY thinks the Mets are going to trade Thor who is projected to make $6 and somehow replace him on the FA market.  Come on guys.  Even the Mets aren’t THAT stup…hold on I am being passed several notes.