It’s been kinda quiet so I thought I’d rank the mascots.
7. Slider, the former PSL mascot now serving time in Kingsport – you can spin this anyway you want but you got run out of town (PSL) by Klutch. You’re last.
Thank you to the Junior League of Kingsport for inviting Slider out to your Jingle & Gingerbread event last night. pic.twitter.com/XHXsXHNwVn
— Kingsport Mets (@Kingsport_Mets) November 30, 2018
6. Scooch. What the hell is this? It just doesn’t seem cool. Can we get Cosmo back?
5. Mason the Firefly. Not bad enough for me to goof on, but also didn’t get sent to Kingsport like a punk. And you’re better than Scooch.
Game7️⃣5️⃣
Mason’s Birthday Bash🎉
Spirit Communications Park🏟
See you there😀@ARSRescueRooter Lineup pic.twitter.com/VeWkZVcEV9— Columbia Fireflies (@ColaFireflies) June 29, 2018
4. Mr. Met. What is this? A guy with a baseball for a head? What’s the act, he walks around the park and doesn’t talk to people? Not exactly the San Diego Chicken, is he?
3. Sandy the Seagull. I like Sandy. I also like Seagulls.
2. Klutch, the mascot who will meet you in the parking lot in PSL and sell you whatever you need out of his trunk. You know the deal. I’ll take some “gum” please. Dude took Slider’s corner.
- Bobby the Rumble Pony. I like the look. The mustache is kinda cool. Looks like he’d be good company at a game. Winner.
And that’s the definitive list. If you want to complain about the list or tell me I left our PeeWee or Mrs. Met or whoever you can tweet @mediagoon on twitter.
