Link: 1985’s baseball season was scandalized by a coke-dealing parrot

So why am I bringing this up?  (A) What else is there to talk about, (B) I loved the headline and (C) I bet a lot of younger fans are about to be stunned by something they didn’t know about.

 

While Keith Hernandez suggested that 40 percent of Major League ballplayers were using coke, only 11 players were implicated (Hernandez among them), they were granted legal immunity, and while they were ostensibly suspended from the game, Baseball Commissioner Peter Ueberroth commuted their suspensions in exchange for community service, and a percentage of the players’ salaries donated to drug abuse programs.

Source: 1985’s baseball season was scandalized by a coke-dealing parrot