Mets Police Morning Laziness: hey MSM stop forcing the fake Phillies Rivalry Narrative

SLACKISH REACTION:  I am stealing from @Ceetar here (as usual) but there isn’t a Mets-Phillies rivalry no matter how much the media wants there to be and despite MLB.com describing it as “extra spicy” (not linking) and Jacob Rhame being suspended for two days.  Also it seems like  everyone who covers the Mets stays for one year, maybe two, and then gets their dream job covering the Yankees so I pay no attention to any of them.

I come from the days of Mets-Cardinals in the 80s.  That was a rivalry.  This is nothing.

All eyes on JDG tonight in the rain – I’d bump him and not mess with the weather.

Lots of stuff for NOT LINKING today including Jose Reyes has been watching Mets games and the Mets hired a Mental Skils Coach

My #1 Follower Noah Syndergaard was in a stock draft or something.

You’re bored so you will read what Bill Maher said about the Mets, which he partly owns.

Daniel Murphy had an accident with a giant tooth

If Matt Harvey got pizza on a day off instead of watching game films and working out you’d be mad..