Mets Police Morning Laziness: remember when Wags mortgaged the future for Diaz and Cano?

SLACKISH REACTION:  You guys that hate the Cano trade that mortgaged the Mets’ next decade so The Agent could bring in his old pal keep missing out that the deal was REALLY about getting a closer (per The Narrative).   Said closer gave up four runs in the 9th and the Mets lost.

NOT LINKING: The AAIMBR is back in business, today they want to start Frazier at second.  And they are writing about a rebuild.  I guess college is done and the 75 writers have more free time to write nonsense.  There will be no rebuild, there will be Robinson Cano.   Meanwhile, newspapers are still a thing, and they are spinning that Fraizer has become an offensive force!  Newspapers are still a thing…..with which to start fires in the fire pit.  But at least they can be read, unlike the practicing premium website where you can get the lineups for $5.

My #1 follower pitched 6 innings of 3 run ball, and NO HE IS NOT THE NEW MATT HARVEY.

Speaking of Matt, it was just 14 months ago that he pitched five 1-hit innings for….the Mets!

The Mets, out of the goodness of their hearts, are now offering 10 game plans.

Read between the lines…well there are barely lines…about Sandy’s love for the Wilpons and Katz.  Never forget Katz.

Angel Pagan was rescued at sea which sounds like me being snarky but is an actual thing that happened.

But most importantly…it’s VARGAS DAY!