I am breaking my own IGNORE ALL LENNY DYKSTRA NEWS rule because hey you are intrigued by the headline right. Well, NJ.com says…
For the next nine hours, Dykstra said he and a friend – a tag-team wrestler who goes by Sprinkles the Clown – dug through the dumpster behind Jersey Mike’s.
It seems Lenny finds the bread too hard at the sub shop, so he took out his dentures, wrapped them in a napkin and the napkin got tossed and….whatever.
He found his teeth.