I know baseball thinks we’re supposed to be all excited about this new ASG format – and whoa newbie I CAN’T WAIT for the hashtag bombardment next week but whaddaya know ZERO Mets made the cut.
But don’t you worry, you keep telling yourself Jeff McNeil and his four HRs is an All Star and that by some miracle of GAWD he will make it.
No newbie, listen to me, there will be one Mets All Star this year and his name is Thunder Pete.
Baseball made this into a one hour TV show on Friday night – WAY TO BURY THE STORY YOU MORONS – instead of just putting out a press release in the middle of the day. Here are the finalists, whatever.
