Mets Police Morning Laziness: Death comes for the 2019 Mets

The 2019 Mets have been eliminated.  The other teams have come, and they got them.

SLACKISH REACTION:  So I was watching the game and it was like 3-0 or whatever and I decided to catch up on the news for 10 minutes.  I have YouTubeTV with unlimited DVR so I am able to record Lester Holt every night.  I pop on Lester, learn about the impeachment discussions, and come back and it’s like 7-0 and it’s only like 7:45.   I make a wise decision that there is no reason to watch 7=0 Mets Marlins baseball.

So, it’s weird, and I don’t have a solution for baseball – but these lopsided games….no thanks…I’m out.  I’m glad the Mets won and all but I have no interest in looking at it.  The line I have been using lately is that the worst part about the baseball is the baseball.

And I am told that Pete Alonso homered….

….guys, baseball, whoever is listening – it’s too much.  It’s just way too much…..

Picard, I’m telling you this is wrong.   Every fiber in my being says this is a mistake. I can’t explain it to myself, so I can’t explain it to you. I only know that I’m right.

Who is to say that these stats are any less proper than the other?

I suppose I am.

Not good enough, damn it, not good enough! 

You’ve got to fix the game to correct this.  . Now, I’ve told you what you must do. You have only your trust in me to help you decide to do it.

There is a new Call of Duty e-sports league. The New York team is owned by Jeff Wilpon. Please adjust your boycotts accordingly.