I am busy today. Long time readers know that the Mets have a spy cam on me and wait until I am at my most busy to make major announcements. Therefore, I can only assume that a few minutes ago that the Mets announced a manager. This is my reaction.
Well, there you have it, once again the Mets are cheap and stupid.
Instead of just hiring Girardi, they went ahead and hired (INSERT MANAGER NAME HERE).
The Mets will follow an inexperienced manager with another inexperienced manager which makes zero sense.
I cannot for the life of me see what Wags sees in (INSERT MANAGER NAME HERE). I’m sure it will come back to CAA somehow.
I see twitter likes the hire as much as I do. Way to go Mets. Now everyone is mad again.
The Access Media Beat Reporters of course will say this is a great hire and comment on (INSERT MANAGER NAME HERE). being a modern day manager with analytics blah blah blah. We’ll even get some articles about the New Culture.
Now we get the Jeff Wilpon And Wags Press Conference where Jeff tells us the team is committed to winning. You’ve seen this press conference when he hired Wags, Callaway, Terry, and Sandy Alderson. There’s always a commitment to winning. Which is why we went with (INSERT MANAGER NAME HERE). because I guess he’s better at managing a bullpen than Mickey was even though Mickey wasn’t the one who brought in Sugar Diaz.
We’ll also get another round of boycotts now. I know, I know, you’re never going to a game again until the Wilpons sell. Or the Mets win 5 in a row and you cancel your comedy tour. Stop. You’ll be back…
Sing it Jeff!
