Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets could theoretically be announcing a bombshell candidate right now in THIS POST!

Let’s begin this morning with some words of encouragement from GM Linus Van Wagenen.

SLACKISH REACTION:   The alarm goes off, I wake up, I google “Mets”, the Mets do not have a new manager.

HOWEVER I expect there will be major movement today!  Why?  Because I am busy and the Mets always announce major things when I am busy.  So figure today’s news is Girardi to the Phillies.

I have things for you to read!

Ron Swoboda knows Mickey got hosed.

and Is David Wright (still) the Best Mets Player of the 2010s?

NOT LINKING:  Formerly Mets Blog got me with their clickbait.  I was curious about the “bombshell candidate” and I clicked.  I am a fool.  That article was even more empty calories than this article you’re reading right now is.  Well done as always Andy.  Andy knows the real reason I don’t like the bombshell candidate.