Mets Police Morning Laziness: Pete Alonso stars in unfunny video, Citi Field sucks for soccer

Pete Alonso went Full Harvey and appeared on Jimmy Kimmel and starred in a not-funny video.

The guys at Van Hagar proved they are the world’s best cover band.  Take a look at their post about lines about Citi Field at the soccer game last night..  I feel like I wrote it myself.  It’s such a dead-on imitation that I won’t even bother crafting my own.    However, it’s still 1000x times better than anything the AAIMBR has done this year.

There’s only one way…..to blog.

Speaking of the soccer game, Dave let me know about this Awful Announcing article about how the netting at Citi Field messed up the telecast of the SoccerYankees.  I put the game on for two minutes to see what a soccer field would look like at Citi (I know there have been games there before) and immediately noticed the netting.

But look, what if a soccer ball went flying into the stands at injured someone?  We want you safe because we want you back.  Also no backpacks.  We must always plan for the outlier not the norm!

 

I keep thinking about the “bombshell” manager selection and…

maybe it’s Baseball Operations Expert Jessica Mendoza!

Factually one of the definitions of bombshell is “a very attractive woman” – maybe Andy was trying to tip us off?

She does have a good relationship with Wags, and is an expert in Baseball Operations, and it would be really neat for the sport to have its first woman manager – I’m in on this.

SLACKISH REACTION:  The alarm goes off, I wake up, the Mets haven’t hired a manager….