Mets Police Morning Laziness: will Mets Manager search lead to a summer of me riffing Net Negative jokes?

SLACKISH REACTION:  60 year old Pat Murphy who interim managed the Padres to 42-54 is the mystery candidate and may or may not be The Bombshell depending on who you believe….

…what are we even doing?  I don’t understand this team at all.  I mean the first thing I do now is google “Pat Murphy CAA” – nothing came up.  What are we even doing?

Maybe they can assign Pat Murphy #28 so I can act like a big time manager fan.

Unless of course the hire is Eduardo Perez which was Sunday’s rumor.  I am so bored with all of this and none of the choices are the least bit exciting.

Pat Murphy is so old he was in his 20’s back last century when the Mets won a World Series.

NOT LINKING:  There is all kinds of crap for you not to read.  SNY got their inner AAIMBR on and came up with some Free Agents  The Mets Should Sign. THAT my friends is some serious Mom’s Basement stuff there.  I have them their click to see who had the byline and the answer is Anthony McCarron from the failed New York Daily News.  Yeah I went all Trump there.  Meanwhile the 75 writers at the actual AAIMBR decided to recap Jed Lowrie’s season.

Speaking of President Trump, he attended the World Series game.  Baseball is back baby.