Mets Police Morning Laziness: boring trade rumors and stupid Cespedes posts

NOT LINKING:  could the Mets trade for Starling Marte?  Yes that would be allowed?  The AAIMBR asks if Wheeler is gone.  Was that even a question.  Yes Virginia and the other 73 writers at your site, Wheeler is gone.  One extra dopey site that has never heard of insurance wants the Mets to release Cespedes.  Seriously, the Mets Blogging Council may need to do a recall and re-license everyone.

SLACKISH REACTION:  What a nice night of sleep until he stupid dog woke me up at 7:25.   The soccer tournament was canceled so I guess it’s Video Games & Netflix for me.  Woooooo.

We’re just an hour or so away from the 2019 Mets Turkeys post.  Normally I do it on Monday but it’s been so dead all week that I figured I’d publish it today so we have something to talk about.

That’s all I have for you.  The Winter Of Nothing continues.