Mets Police Morning Laziness: so many Mets to not root for

SLACKISH REACTION:  The Great Nothingness continues.  The Newspaper is so desperate they are trying to get us worked up about the Braves signing Travis D’Arnaud.  More articles about Bench Coach Speculation.  Day Two of “what if the Mets traded for Sterling Marte.”  No actual news, and with Thanksgiving coming, I doubt we will see any news at all.

But we do have the 2019 Mets Turkeys led by the biggest Turkey of them all!

Meanwhile, Marcus Stroman continues to show he has terrible taste and went out of his way to post about how he likes the black Mets uniforms.  That’s gonna look great with Zero where a proper uniform number should be.  Sheesh.  Who traded for this guy?  Oh that’s right….

Brandon Nimmo took to social media to let everyone know how seemingly happy he was that a beautiful animal died.

LTF wants you to know he’s working out and not attending hockey games with supermodels.  Maybe this is like a Rocky IV Training sequence and he’s about to take on the Toms River Turkey Scourge!  I like that he tagged Macklemore on his post.

I’m starting to notice that there’s a decent amount of players on this team that I don’t necessarily like.  I wonder if the Analytics Department factors any of that into their decision making or if they ever speak to the guys in Marketing?

Oh – I see more people are noticing 1986 Mets Player Doing Embarrassing Thing.  I think it was a week or two ago that I mentioned I am ignoring that story, and I will continue to ignore it.  No need to amplify that circus.