Mets Police Morning Laziness: is Gary Cohen secretly Mr. Freeze?

SLACKISH REACTION:  I am running late this morning because it is icier than Gary Cohen commenting about a Daniel Murphy base running mistake.

This all made me wonder if Gary is secretly Mr. Freeze?

Now, I don’t think Gary is Mr. Freeze, but on the other hand he does have ice cold comments sometimes, so it is possible.  As SNY would tweet, he COULD be Mr. Freeze.  As Sandy Alderson would say – it is conceivable.

Speaking of pop culture nonsense, I finally got Goon to talk about James Bond with me as I asked the question, “Why is  Blofeld a World Class Skier?”

Hey. maybe Gary is Blofeld? Does Gary have a cat? I think Gary has a cat.

Anyway you wanted Mets content…

It sounds like with any Mets rebuild, the rebuild of Whatever Spring Training Field Is Called This Year is behind schedule.  TC Palm says..

Construction on the county-owned First Data Field was only 42% complete, with several areas behind schedule, according to the October monthly progress report, obtained by TCPalm from St. Lucie County.

County officials do not have the November report, they said.

According to the October report, replacing seating and railings was  20% complete; the Tiki Bar in left field was 70% finished; roofing was 40% complete.

Meanwhile, everything else is Rick Porcello hopes to have a good year, the AAIMBR writing about trades they’d like to see, and a lot of nonsense. Your time is better off spent wondering about Blofeld.

I have go to some work, jeez its 9 o’clock already.