Mets Police Morning Laziness: major bagel news, and some FedEx frustration

As you may know, I like the 49ers.  The day after the 49ers made the Super Bowl I bought myself a SB patched jersey and a SB cap.  They have still not arrived.  Fanatics passed off the package to FedEx on Wednesday, and here’s where my package has been so far.

Now to be fair to Fanatics, I complained and they gave me a partial rebate which I appreciate.   I think the villain here is Fedex.  I still do not have the jersey or cap and the Super Bowl is in a few hours.    It’s a “Super Bowl Bound” jersey that I ordered 13 days ago, I don’t think it’s crazy to expect it here before the game.

I’ve done some internet research and seems like I am not the only one.  I am very sad.

Meanwhile, I ordered this awesome cap from New Era and it came in like 2 days.

In other news, I usually mention the Bagel Store on Sundays and remind people there is no need to stand with your nose to the glass.  The bagel professionals will execute your order, and since there ar extremely rarely any new flavors you should be able to walk in and just bark off “2 plain, 2 onion, 1 cinammon-radison, 4 everything” or whatever your little note says.  Don’t slow down the line saying Ummmmmmm or asking if they have something.  They have what they have every week.

And I promised you that should there ever be new flavors they would go out of their way to tell you.  Today, my promise comes true.

So there you go.  There is still no reason to have your nose to the glass.  Just walk in and say “2 plain, 3 red, 1 onion….” whatever your order is.  Just have it ready and understand the Bagel Professionals got this.

Meanwhile in METS NEWS:  There is no Mets news.  Some folks are writing articles about how the Mets should get Kris Bryant.  And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a wagon.

Go Niners!