Let’s pretend we care about this Mike Piazza Vodka thing

From a press release.  I am supposed to believe that not only did Mike say, “GrapeStars is truly bridging the gap between celebrities and fans” but that he said it with a straight face.  That sure sounds like a sentence written by a publicist.

GrapeStars and Piazza will together be launching a campaign featuring TRUE Vodka on the GrapeStars app and marketplace. Piazza has shared the exciting news with his fans on his Facebook and Instagram that TRUE Vodka is now available for delivery straight to their doors. “GrapeStars is truly bridging the gap between celebrities and fans,” he shared. “When I became involved with TRUE Vodka, my main goal was to provide a great-tasting, premium vodka for my fans and the world to enjoy. Through our campaign with GrapeStars we’ll be doing just that.”