Uncle Steve is so so rich we will have all the players

Here’s a list of the few moves made by the Mets in 2019 when they were owned by the Stupid Cheap Wilpons as summarized by MLB Trade Rumors.

Wow that’s week.  A catcher, some relief pitching.  Lame. Stupid. Cheap.

Fortunately, Uncle Steve is here and he is SO SO RICH.  Let’s see how we’re doing (as summarized by MLB.com)

Dec. 15: Signed C James McCann on 4-year deal

Niiiiice.  Yeah!!!!   40,6 million!   Open that wallet baybee!    What else?

Dec. 21: Signed RHP Jerad Eickhoff, LHP Tom Windle and INF Wilfredo Tovar to Minor League contracts

Ummm OK cool….what else

Dec. 11: Agreed with LHP Jerry Blevins on Minors deal

Ummm yeah organizational depth sure um…anything else?

Dec. 10: Busy during Rule 5 Draft

Um…that sounds like some Wilponian spin….what else

Dec. 22: Came to terms with RHP Noah Syndergaard

Some might say that’s just like signing a #2 starter.  But it doesn’t make the team better than 2019, it just makes it the same but older and more injured.

Dec. 2: Agreed to terms with LHP Steven Matz, RHP Jacob Barnes and OF Guillermo Heredia; non-tendered LHP Chasen Shreve, RHP Paul Sewald, RHP Ariel Jurado and RHP Nick Tropeano

You are losing me.

Dec. 1: Agreed to terms on a two-year contract with RHP Trevor May

Really?

Nov. 20: Signed RHP Sam McWilliams to a one-year, $750,000 contract

OK look if you’re going to waste my time it’s time to wrap up this post.  I thought we had a big open wallet and we were getting all the free agents.  This is a joke.  We missed an 8 team playoff and all we’ve done is get a catcher.  Call em when you’re serious Steve.