Let’s face it. As Mets fans, we are all a bunch of idiots sitting out in a field (500 feet from home plate wearing matching t-shirts) waiting for The Great Pumpkin to arrive.
The Great Pumpkin will be the one to Change The Culture. The Great Pumpkin will establish sustainable success year after year. When the Wilpons are gone The Great Pumpkin will spend so much money that nobody will be able to compete with us. The Great Pumpkin is so good at baseball let’s compare him to Tom Seaver.
We’re all a bunch of idiots. The Great Pumpkin is never coming to Queens. This is the life we choose. We sit in the pumpkin patch, then spend April telling Mets Police he is too negative, then we book our comedy tours and by August we are are boycotting.
Will the Great Pumpkin manage the Mets? No. He’s never coming to Queens.
