Look, let’s stop messing around.
What the Mets want in a manager is someone who likes to kiss a rich guy’s behind.
Someone who will do what he’s told. Someone who will suck up to management left and right.
Smithers has lots of experience dealing with eccentric rich guys. You want a casino? Right away sir.
“Smithers, who is that baseball player booing the fans?”
“That’s Javy Baez sir.”
“Excellent. Give him a ten year contract!”
Steve will love the guy,
Unfortunately, many baseball players are not ready for an openly gay manager, so Smithers will not get the job.
Will Smithers manage the Mets? No.