Maybe all the Mets need is someone who can keep track of the pitch counts.
deGrom takes the mound. Vun! Two! Vree! Vour! Vive! All the way until 100 at which point he brings in whatever pitcher the accountants told him to bring in.
The Count has ties to the team having worked with Keith Hernandez and Mookie Wilson in the past (perhaps Mookie can return as a coach)
Unfortunately, the Count may be too stringent with his pitch counts and not have any “feel” for the game, such as letting deGrom finish the inning at 103 pitches.
Will The Count manage the Mets? No.