To be fair, the crap over at the Amazin’ Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report is slightly better than this, but only because the AI doesn’t have command of the roster. That said, imagine this piece with the correct player names in here and it’s pretty much what those guys hand in.
First the AI version…
As the New York Mets head into the 2023 season, fans are filled with excitement and anticipation. After a strong showing in the 2022 season, the team looks poised to make a run at the World Series.
One of the biggest reasons for the optimism surrounding the Mets is their deep and talented roster. The team’s offense is anchored by superstar outfielder Mike Trout, who is coming off of yet another MVP-caliber season. Trout is joined by a formidable group of hitters, including catcher J.T. Realmuto, first baseman Pete Alonso, and third baseman Todd Frazier.
On the pitching side, the Mets are led by a formidable starting rotation. Ace Jacob deGrom will be looking to build on his impressive 2022 campaign, in which he won his third consecutive Cy Young Award. He’ll be joined by Noah Syndergaard, Marcus Stroman, and newcomer Taijuan Walker, who the team signed in the off-season.
The Mets also made some key additions to their bullpen, bringing in closer Liam Hendriks and setup man Brad Hand. This should help solidify a unit that was a weakness for the team in recent seasons.
Overall, the Mets are shaping up to be a force to be reckoned with in the National League. With a strong mix of young talent and veteran leadership, the team looks poised to make a deep playoff run in 2023. Whether they can finally bring a World Series title back to Queens remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Mets fans are in for an exciting season.
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As the New York Mets head into the 2023 season, fans are filled with excitement and anticipation. After a strong showing in the 2022 season, the team looks poised to make a run at the World Series.
One of the biggest reasons for the optimism surrounding the Mets is their deep and talented roster. The team’s offense is anchored by superstar Pete Alonso, who is coming off of yet another MVP-caliber season. Alonso is joined by a formidable group of hitters, including second baseman Jeff McNeil and outfielders Brandon Nimmo and Mark Canha.
On the pitching side, the Mets are led by a formidable starting rotation. Ace Max Scherzer will be looking to build on his impressive 2022 campaign. He’ll be joined by Justin Verander and newcomer Jose Quintana, who the team signed in the off-season.
The Mets also made some key additions to their bullpen, bringing in David Robertson. This should help solidify a unit that was a weakness for the team in recent seasons.
Overall, the Mets are shaping up to be a force to be reckoned with in the National League. With a strong mix of young talent and veteran leadership, the team looks poised to make a deep playoff run in 2023. Whether they can finally bring a World Series title back to Queens remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Mets fans are in for an exciting season.
