Now Ronny Mauricio is hurt playing baseball not for the Mets

IDEA: Mets baseball players should only play baseball for……wait for it……THE METS

Prospect Ronny Mauricio was diagnosed with a torn ACL and is expected to undergo surgery,

In other news….oh wait there is no other news. This is some off-season.

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