Billionaire Steve Cohen’s Mets sign famous baseball player Harrison Bader!

Huge move by Former Wilpons Intern David Stearns bringing in Harrison Bader!

I don’t have to tell most of you who Harrison Bader is, but for the one or two new fans to baseball, he batted .232 with 7HRS – and for you millennials, an OPS of .622 – last season with the Yankees and Reds.

Bader will reportedly earn $10,500,000 which isn’t bad for a WAR of 0.6

Welcome Harrison, and keep up the great job this off-season David!

Tickets are on sale now at Mets.com!