Mets auditioning for The Queens Crew because they just don’t get it

What idiot in Queens thinks this is a good idea, and which owner signed off on it?

The Queens Crew?  Seriously?  That sounds like a knockoff group of people that like to wear matching t-shirts?  Do the Mets think it’s still 1986 (well, yeah I guess they do.)

Is this to draw new fans to the game.   Is this for people who like baseball but wish there were more choreographed hip-hop performances?

Steve, listen to me.  You get everything wrong.

Take down all the video boards and put ip an old timey scoreboard.  Hire someone to play organ.   Give a great baseball product for people who like baseball.  Let me know if you wanna take a ride to Fenway or Wrigley, I’ll drive, and I can show you some stuff.

Nobody wants this Steve.