This is how the Mets make me feel some mornings

TERRELL: Chekov, who is this man?

KHAN: Captain! Captain! Save your strength. These people have been Mets fans since before you were born.   Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain? No? Never told you how the Cohens bought the Mets and said they would be disappointed if they did not win a championship in three to five years?

TERRELL: I’ve never even met Uncle Steve.

KHAN: Uncle?  Uncle.  Uncle…Never told you how Uncle Steve promised to turn the Mets into a winning franchise..only to collapse in June.

CHEKOV: You lie! In Twenty Twenty Five there was a fair chance.

KHAN: This is Twenty Twenty Five!!!!!. .. You thought this was Nineteen Eighty Six!   Nineteen Eighty Six exploded when Gooden didn’t show up for the parade.   The shock shifted the course of the franchise and everything was laid waste.  Uncle Steve …never bothered to sign enough organizational innings to cover seven months of baseball.

CHEKOV: Uncle Steve was only doing his duty!

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