You need a hit? Rusty. You need a fat guy to stand in the outfield because you’re out of players? Rusty.
By the way, in real life Rusty wasn’t fat he was just a big guy. You probably wouldn’t even notice his size if played with today’s athletes what with their good workouts and nutrition.
I was at a Willie Nelson concert once and Rusty and one of the most attractive women I have ever seen sat next to me.