Some advice from y’all:
Mets Police Junior really wants to come to Opening Day. Â I have a ticket. Â He doesn’t have perfect attendance, I will let him come.
He owns a blue/black hybrid hat and he likes it. Â He’s 6.
I’m the so-called leader of the Blue Cap Army so I will be there with my blue cap and Mets Police #86 jersey…but I’ll have this kid with me in a hybrid cap.
The obvious solution is to get him to wear a blue one. Â I get it.
This morning I tried to picture what will happen when he wants to wear the hybrid. Â Anyone out there married?
“Honey, see I’m the leader of the Blue Cap Army and if he wears this then all these guys I don’t know will make fun of me and then my blog will be stupid and….”
Picture the Marge Simpson face.
So what do you think? Â Will you guys pick on me? Â Can we all agree he’s 6 and it’s cool ? Â In the meantime I will try to use jedi mind tricks on him.