The Mets held a blood drive today. I was sorry this one missed my radar, I would have liked to promote it.
Mr. Met gave blood, which leads us to tonight’s caption this photo contest. Ready? Go!
It’s nice to see that once freed from the tyranny of the starting pitchers that Mr. Met dresses well.
“Could you use that same needle to inject some life into my team?”
or
“Yeah, Perez is making $12 million this year, and I’m over here selling plasma….”
or
“I’m sorry, sir. This is a blood drive. Dr. Kavorkian’s office is on the 2nd floor.”
“Doesn’t the cost of tickets to the game count the same as this?”