My fellow Mets fans, I’m pleased to tell you that today I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Mets Today forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Here’s an excerpt from a recent article on Mets Today @lagranderusty sent me to upset me.
You want statistics? You love statistics, don’t ya? Here you go:
2011 games played in black jerseys: 53
2011 games won in black jerseys: 28
2011 games lost in black jerseys: 252011 winning percentage in games played in black jerseys: .528%
Conclusion: For 2012 wear BLACK for the majority of the games and put drop shadow everywhere: layer it beneath the “TM” on the Mets baseball logo, use dark dirt under the bases, draw some across the players’ foreheads with eyeblack, and for good luck, slap a little Just For Men Mustache & Beard jet-black brush-in color gel on Keith’s upper lip.
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I pre-wrote this one the other day since I’m out this morning. In the unlikely event there is some horrible news story involving bomber planes I apologize to everyone.
Be sure to read 99% of the articles on Mets Today, just not the ones about uniforms.