Mets Police 2009 HOF Ballot (and Hall of Garvey Nominees)

Rickey Henderson.   Yep.  You know a HOFer when you see one.   Memo to Rickey – wear an A’s hat.
 
Jim Rice.   Nope.  He belongs in the Hall of Garvey (which I invented to give a home to the likes of Jim Rice, Steve Garvey, Don Mattingly & Keith Hernandez).
 
Tommy John.  In.  288 wins.  Randy Johnson might be the final guy to get to this number.  Plus Rickey is a knucklehead and doesn’t deserve to have the day to himself.
 
Dave Concepcion.   No.
 
Bert Blyleven.  287 wins.  How do I put John in and not Blyleven.   I know a HOF when I see one, he wasn’t.  off to the Hall of Garvey.
 
Andre Dawson, Harold Baines, Don Mattingly.  No
 
Dave Parker, Alan Trammell, Lee Smith.  No.  Did you ever go to a game and get excited about Lee Smith?  No.
 
Jack Morris.  In.   I know one when I see one.  
 
Mark McGwire.  In.   When you prove to me he cheated and you change the record book then you can send him to Pete Rose Island.   Until then I will show you Jack Buck voiced highlights.
 
Pete Rose.  In.   All time hits leader and a winner.
 
Dale Murphy.   A lock for the Hall of Garvey