Anyone else having trouble giving a hoot?
Something something six man rotation something 20 wins.
Santana back ankle shoulder no hitter something something Thursday shut down.
Jason Bay blah blah negative scorn nice guy something.
Murphy’s defense sucks. Oh wait that’s not an actual topic this year.
Murphy should hit more home runs. The Mets deserve a gold glove power hitting second baseman with a high average. A Baerga/Alomar type. Go get one of those.
David Wright meaningless contract speculation something something.
Buffalo Las Vegas triple A something something.
Twitter argument something Healey Watson something
Hey guys good morning rusty blah blah thoughts?
Catchers thole blah blah need one something
Tejada is hitting .300
Ike regression something Kingman always finishes the sentence. Kingman.
Steak sandwich 1977 attendance something something Wilpons stupid
Omar’s fault Omar’s prospects Sandy cheap wise stupid Wilpons payroll
Tim McCarver, Richard Nixon, Stottlemeyer, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Best thing I did was front-load my 15 game plan so it was over two weeks ago.
What a wasted season this turned out to be.
I honestly thought that was a lame post until you broke out into “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” Then I LOLed.