A-Rod can’t possibly be that stupid?

You are A-Rod. It’s the first game of the spring. You need a ride.

Who would be the worst person to have pick you up? Hitler? Jose
Canseco? 

Nope your cousin who injected you with steroids.

Really. That’s who he chose.

I betcha Alex has enough money for a car service. Maybe even a limo.

Maybe Girardi would have hooked him up with a ride.

Is this man just self-destructive? Stupid? Clueless?

So much for putting this behind you.