Matt Harvey, a desperate fanbase turns its lonely eyes to you.
We need some pizzazz.
We need the guy who declares that he is getting the ball on Opening Day and will beat the Nationals.
We need a guy who’ll put a ball in someone’s back.
We need a guy who will fight and fight and fight to take the mound even if the doctors say no.
We need a guy who guarantees a World Championship…and then backs it up.
And if you back it up you can ride around town in a convertible with five supermodels. You can wear fur coats. You can wear pantyhose and eat quinoa and do whatever the hell you want.
We need you to go Full Namath. Don’t worry about “your brand” – that will come with success. Bring us this championship on your back and you’ll be Broadway Matt for 40 years. Go get em.
