Mrs. Mets Police was like, “Hey wanna watch Batman v Superman tonight?” Really. That’s a real thing that happened.
So I have been conditioned that any time a nice looking woman asks if you want to watch a superhero movie you should say yes, and I did.
The movie, like the Mets, seems like it’s a good premise. Hey this has a whole bunch of my favorite things, this should be good.
Then they replaced my favorite thing (Christian Bale) with something not quite as good. However the replacement got the job done even if he wasn’t what I wanted. Kinda like the Mets.
During the film lots of people get hurt. Just like the Mets.
Finally I found myself in the third hour, wondering what the hell was going on, waiting for this stupid thing to end already. Just like most Mets games.
It doesn’t have great direction, like the Mets, and the overall plan of the film seems like it wasn’t well thought out. Kind of like…you know.
Anyway, how was the Mets game?
