So, when I finally buy the Mets (and continue to run Mets Police on the side to distract you from all the awful things I do as owner – and we WILL build a hockey arena, and the Islanders are gonna pay for it) this will be the Official Cap Guide.
2018 Home/Away/Road/Alt/Spring Training/Special Event/Holiday/All Star Game/Salute The Troops Mets Cap
But since I haven’t quite yet gotten the Wilpons to accept my $25,000 cash offer yet, we’ll have to stick with their 2017 version. Nice graphic though.
And somewhere out there one of you Smarty Pantses is wondering why my 2018 Mets don’t have First Responder Caps. See, I am WAY AHEAD OF YOU. That’s part of my distraction process. No caps. Then Mets Police, still owned by me, makes a big deal about the lack of caps. Then while you’re all in an uproar about that for a month you won’t notice I let Matt Harvey sign with the 2019 Yankees.
