Santa Curse: Mets Blogger uncovers secrets of Mets Holiday Party!

Mets Police will not be stopped. Sure the Media Relations department barely sends me anything any more but I have twitter and have uncovered THIS

Now – there is no Santa announced yet.

Last year it was Thor and he got hurt.

2015 – Matz. Bone Spur.

2014 – Mejia. Uh oh.

2013 – Murph. All Star. Only Met in recent history to be strong enough to withstand the curse.

2012 – John Franco did not even pitch! Wait…

2011 – Murph

2010 – Wright.

Anyway my vote this year would to be either Matt Harvey be Santa, or maybe Dom Smith – that way the curse can get Smith but the Mets can save face because Sandy won’t have to play him to save face. Mets is a flat circle.

And I love the CONSPIRACY THEORY that since Gooden is playing Santa at a strip club, maybe the Mets are avoiding competing Santa news.

Anyway I will let you know if Mets Media Relations Intern #5 sends me a release or not.

The Mets Police
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