Mets Police Morning Laziness: Secret Santa, Mets solve big drone problem, Harvey gets contract

SLACKISH REACTION:  The sadists scheduled another All Weekend Too Far Away and Too Early Soccer Tournament so here’s some quick laziness…

Here is the secret information about the Mets party that the Mets don’t want bloggers to know!

The Mets have tendered a contract to The Dark Knight

Nimmo is coming to the Queens Baseball Convention.  Also they announced some sort of off brand uniform discussion that has pretty good guests.  Looks like the T-Shirt Mafia got to the organizers and demanded the host chair.  Details to come as I uncover the truth.

Mets vs. Drones!

“The Mets’ security people were getting reports of one to two drones a month,” Long said. “They invested a small amount of money to figure out if they had a bigger problem. What they found out was it was actually one to two drones a day in their airspace.” (link)

I am glad the Mets want us safe from the scourge of drones.  There might be a serial killer in the elevator and a two hour line outside the rotunda but we will be safe from drones, because they want us back.