Scully look at this….
Win the ultimate home run experience for you and your little slugger. Submit a video of your #BackyardAllStar playing ball for a chance to win VIP status at the All-Star game with @Kingsford in D.C. https://t.co/M8FCueS9zC #Sponsored pic.twitter.com/A5dGykduiS
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 6, 2018
That’s Noah Syndergaard, Mulder.
No it’s not Scully, it’s some guy named Kingsford. Look at his jersey. Number 18.
Mulder, Kingsford is a charcoal company and they probably paid Noah Syndergaard to be in their commercial. It even says Noah Syndergaard in your lazy crop on this blog post. Plus, you named the image Kingsford Syndergaard for SEO reasons.
Why then Scully is “Noah Syndergaard” pretending to throw a baseball. There’s no baseball.
Why would one of baseball’s best pitchers not just throw a baseball? I don’t think one of baseball’s best pitchers would pretend to throw a baseball Scully.
So what exactly IS the conspiracy Mulder?
I don’t know Scully, but I aim to find out. As long as people keep clicking on these ridiculous posts, I will pursue the truth.
