The Mets would like you to buy this horrific terrifying Noah Syndergaard plush doll

Who approved this product?  Somewhere someone approve this thing.  This is horrific.

Don’t the Mets know children attend games?   What if one of them sees this thing?  Daddy protect me from the scary man with the yellow shoulders.

Can the Mets sell Matt Harvey versions of these please? I don’t know what I would do with one but I do have a blog to fill.