Mets Police Morning Laziness: Happy Harvey Day!!!

#1 in your hearts and wearing #32 on his back, “former phenom” Rip Tide will pitch TONIGHT in LA.

SLACKISH REACTION:  I cannot stop staring at photos of him in red.  I still have the Reyes Virus.

Dan actually wrote for Mets Police for once, and handed in the All Time Hype Team.   Guess who is on it?  Hint, he looks bad in red.

I asked What is Mickey Callaway Actually Good At?

I expected people would tell me I was too negative, but it’s a very surprisingly popular well received piece.

I’m buying though my Mickey Photos at a fast pace, might have to work on some screen grabs tonight.

 

NOT LINKING: The guys at the Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report write about RUN DIFFERENTIAL. RUN DIFFERENTIAL!!!! RUN DIFFERENTIAL!!!! Seriously? Not linking to that. Another sight is wondering if Wright had a chance at Cooperstown. Dude EVERYONE has a chance at Cooperstown, the point is that you actually have to hand in the body of work. Some players are good for a while, Cooperstown is for the people who make it all the way (except of course for the All Time Hits Leader, the All Time Home Runs Leader, the All Time Season HR leader, the Man Who Saved Baseball, the Cub who got a Tickertape Parade in NYC and the guy with 350 wins, as if we didn’t just celebrate someone on the suspect list this very past week.) And finally in NOT LINKING, and there’s a lot to Not Link To today – Guillorm could provide a boost the infield!

I feel bad for MH32, what is he gonna do with his cool socks?