What nickname should we give the new Mets GM? Wags? BVW? Van?

I am not typing Brodie Van Wagenen over and over.   He needs a nickname.

The Wagon.   My spell “correct” keeps changing his name to this anyway.

Wags.   This is my personal choice.  I like popular culture jokes…and I can do a lot with this concept that the new GM is the guy from Billions.

Also…in season 3 Wags said “Billy Beane never won a World Series.” 

Brody/Brodie  Maybe the new GM is a sleeper agent.  I can do a lot with this as well.

BVW.  Seems to make sense but it’s not fun.  I imagine all the other blogs will do this because they lack imagination.

Van.  I have a friend whose last name is Van Something and we call him Van.  I kinda was into this until I realized how awesome Wags is.

Broody.  Another spell check fave.  Maybe this is for when the wheels come off this summer and JDG’s new agent demands a trade.

I vote Wags.  You?