Morning Laziness: Mets Wags the dog with their new GM pick, oh and Red Sox win World Series

SLACKISH REACTION:  Congratulations Red Sox, team of the Century, who won Game 5 is a nice tidy three hours!  Which one of us is going to tell the Yankees fans that the 20th Century ended, and when will Manfred do something?

I dreamt about serial killers, Queens, and the Mets GM.  Those were different dreams and I am hopeful it’s not a theme.

The Mets are expected to name Michael “Wags” Wagner as their new GM.  Despite having zero baseball experience, Wags is a master negotiator, and this makes more sense than hiring a former baseball agent whose biggest task is going to be re-signing a guy he used to represent (JDG) who I am sure still wants the biggest possible deal.   As I have to Actually Work (TM) today, expect all kinds of Mets news.  Grrrrrr.

We shall need a nickname for the new GM Mr. Van Wagenen.

I am first guessing this hire is a mistake.

NOT LINKING:  MLB.com busting out a generic “here are the numbers the Mets have retired” auricle.  If you need that info you are currently reading the wrong blog.