Mets Police Morning Laziness: good news for comedians, your summer just freed up!

SLACKISH REACTION:  Time to push a few buttons on that chair.  One is the red one next to Alert.  The other one says Jettison Pod, but it should say Jettison Todd.  (That’s both clever and lame some how).

This is rapidly becoming another lost season.  The Mets have lost on deGrom Day and we have only Thor and Wheeler between us and a few days of Who The Hell Is Pitching?

Noah Syndergaard was named Jugador de la Semana.

Robinson Cano, who I was told on TV 10 days ago was heating  up has an OPS of .678.   He has 750 games left on his contract.

Ron Darling announced he has thyroid cancer.