Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen had a TERRIBLE day calling Home Runs

Just when we thought Gary had given up Trackwallig, Gary was FRAN HEALEY BAD.  Calling you out Gare.  You are so much better than this.

Gare, did you not know he was close to tying Strawberry?  Have something in your back pocket man!  To the wall?  LAAAAAME.

Holy cow. This call is so bad that the Mets are circulating an alternate clip WITHOUT YOU.

Also listen…weird hesitation between Pete Alonso (pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse) ties Darryl…

It’s as if Gary FORGOT and the producer reminded him.

Verdict: Sterling. Actually John Sterling would have had something prepared. But there are only two grades and this one definitely ain’t Scully.

 

“Neither does Todd Frazier”  Zing!

This one is just a Trackwall.  Lame.

Verdict:  Sterling

Really terrible Gare.  When does Wayne get to fill in again?  Have something ready for when Thunder Pete breaks the record so it sounds good in Mets Yearbook 2019 as the lone highlight of that season.