Category: mets

Imagine being a dog.  Dog’s cannot see color.  I don’t know if that’s actually true but it helps my narrative.

Now go back to imagining you are a dog and your owner buys you a Mets cap.  It would look like this….the “sub-zero MLB Franchise” cap.

Please bring this to Flushing!

Two words that should never be used when describing a Mets cap.  Askew and Collider.  This is the 47 Brand “Askew Collider.”

Who buys these?

Tonight I have two caps….why do the Expos have a better looking cap?   Top to bottom it’s better….the “eb/M” is better than the Mets baseball and the color is just better.  Better being a relative term.  Having 6 months to live is “better” than having three.

Why does the Mets cap look so purple?  Is it purple or does blue + orange make purple?  Why do all Mets color combinations look purple?  Most importantly WHO BUYS THESE?

If the Mets ever sign LeBron James…