Category: mets

1.  Giants – teams don’t repeat, the Giants were never that good to begin with, and there is a PSL Curse upon this franchise.

2.  Eagles – Donovan McNabb is back, they have great backs blah blah blah.   Never works out.

3.  Redskins – Daniel Snyder still owns the team.  Talent won’t matter, and they don’t have the talent.

Tony Romo is for real.   Get ready for a third generation of Cowboys fans living throughout the entire country.

1.  Dolphins – Tony Sparano won’t get whacked by Bill Parcells but when you are starting the Jets discard at QB, you ain’t winning.  That being said – they will finish ahead of the Jets.  Yes, Parcells is that smart.

2.  Jets – Brett is 39 running a new offense.  Plus they are the Jets, they have a curse, as done Madden ’09.   Look for Brett to have a miserable season playing in about 9 games.

3.  Bills – one foot out the door on their way to Toronto.   Not good for the fans, not good for the team.

Yeah I’m picking the Patriots.  You’d be an idiot not to.

Some of the more veteran ticket holders have gotten the invitation to fill out a survey about what tickets they would like in the new stadium, but if you know your log-in you can fill it out now.

(EAST RUTHERFORD) – The “Mets Police” today announced they were placing a curse on the Evil Money Grubbing Football Giants Of New Jersey.

The Curse of The PSL’s will remain in effect for the remainder of the Giants tenure at Giants Stadium, and for the entire lifetime of “New Meadowlands Stadium.”   The Curse of The PSL’s is punishment for being completely disrespectful of their fanbase in 2008.

The Curse shall cause the Giants to never ever win the Super Bowl until “New Meadowlands” is torn down.   No transfer of ownership will lift the curse, so the team should stay in the losing hands of the present ownership forever.   They will have their money, but they shall have no additional rings.

The Mets Police decided not to place a similar curse on the Jets because (a) they met the fanbase half-way and (b) they have enough curses on them already and (c) the Jets will never make a Super Bowl anyway so it would be impossible to tell if the curse worked.

I have Yankees tickets.  All season long I have been selling them.  Made some nice coin.

I have Mets tickets.  You can barely give them away.  I jump on stubhub (don’t get mad at me, visit mets.com and they are begging you to post tickets – somebody is getting rich on this) and tickets are going for face.

September 7th vs the Phillies.  Sure the child hating ESPN made it a night game, but it’s still a big game.  You can get a seat for $10.   Ten.

Every day I get emails from the Mets inviting me to get Pennant packs and to Show Up At Shea and whatever else they can think of.  Of course I could go all Mushnick here and mention that they bait-and-switch (Mr. Mets dash – oh psyche we moved the game to 8) – but in theory this is a good team and you’d think people would want to go?

Or are there just 40,000 Mets fans and we all have tickets?